Fourteen Reasons to be Cheerful
Maya Angelou instead of Mayan resets.
Yelling moves the mob, but silence, the soul.
In jail you get handcuffs, at work you get headsets.
Now you can search "forever" instantly. Goal!
Dow Jones means Las Vegas for the rest of us.
Even computer graphic artists would rather use sidewalk chalk.
Prevailing winds and passing fads are synonymous.
Expectation will always give us something to mock.
National border enthusiasts still have a chance to read "Mending Wall."
Dahl's invention of "Whizzpopping."
Eternity and now are not exclusively mutual.
Nieces make better thank you cards than what you can get shopping.
Canadians still like us despite our government.
Everyone looks sillier the more somber they are bent.
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